Advice for ponies on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U0ArE_gjkI

(watch the video on the link)

YOU SILLY HORSE!!

You were this close to getting her off and being able to gallop off into the sunset! Ugh, next time, take this advice:

When she goes flying out of the saddle, on landing buck and drop a shoulder. This'll make sure your rider lands face first in the dirt, the ultimate goal of all riding ponies.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMlMrzgniK8&feature=fvwrel

WOOT!

Great going, I reckon that'll stop your rider yanking on your mouth for a while!

But remember: Next time do a little pig root on landing to ensure that she tumbles off!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=HnBNif7WbJI

GORGEOUS!

That is textbook stuff my friend. Definatly very well done. you jumped the fence, dumped the rider, and I bet you did a brilliant victory round (aka uncatchable pony trick) around the arena after that!

Thats somthing I'll most certinatly try when my own rider decides to risk the aqueduct!


This has been Shakira, giving advice for throwing your rider!