Today I was watching my paddock mate Ivy and her rider play a game. Ivy's rider went backwards, Ivy went backwards. Ivy's rider went forwards, Ivy went forwards. It was all very funny looking, so when they were done, I asked her about it.
Me: Ivy, why was you and you're owner playing such funny games?
Ivy: Thats called Parrelli. Parrelli is a very smart man. He tells the riders, PLAY GAMES.
Me *wrinkles nose* I didn't like that game. It looked silly.
Ivy: You silly, he's smart. he has CARROT STICK.
Me: CARROT STICK?!? Like stick of carrot? I thinks I very much like this parrelli guy. Tell me more about awesome carrot stick.
Ivy: Magical carrot stick. You see, it looks like carrot. Its smells like carrot. It even sounds like carrot! But when you go to bite it... its not actually a carrot!
Me: NOT A REAL CARROT?!?
Ivy: Nope.
Me: *walks off* I don't like him anymore.
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